Toast Levity: It's absolutely OK to have some fun with the toast. But remember that you should generally wind it up in a sincere manner, and that you should use your good judgment about which topics not to joke about. For example, you can usually chide the groom but seldom the bride. We recommend a viewing of Four Weddings and a Funeral to see examples of this done well and badly.   If the Groom were one of our friends we would probably poke fun at: 1. His generous nature. What with him donating his liver to the study of the effects of alcohol on human organs. 2. His sentimental side. What with the way he fell to his knees and wept the very first time his betrothed told him she didn't mind running to the market for more beer. 3. His supreme loyalty. For instance did you know that he has never had anyone do his laundry except his mommy. 4. His achievements. One time, on a dare, he assembled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich all by himself. 5. His overall stability as a human being. In all the years that we've been friends, we've never seen him put down the toilet seat. Ready to Wear Here are some lines that you can choose from to assemble your own toast. Just take a piece from the Intro, and a piece from the Content and add a piece from Closing and you will have a toast to be proud of. Good Luck and stay tuned for more toasts. Click on the following table... Intro Content Closing